Walk of Shame. In a state park.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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