he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
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