Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
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This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
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I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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