people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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