and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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