Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
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Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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