Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Randomize
