Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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