She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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