We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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