Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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