U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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