My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
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I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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