your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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