have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
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He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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