I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
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