All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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