Got a toothbrush?
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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