Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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