It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
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he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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