Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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