I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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