After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
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