As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
You've changed since you got that strap on
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
