Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
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and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
This is the prime rib incident all over again
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
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We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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