I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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