Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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