He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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