the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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