i barfeds in our rink
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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