Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
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he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
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They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
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