NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Randomize
