You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
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so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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