I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
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Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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