you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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