Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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