someone get that fucking seahorse.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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