Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
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he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
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I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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