I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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