Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
Randomize
