and you said cock pushups were impossible
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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