well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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