she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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