Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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