So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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