Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
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