she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
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just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
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he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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