Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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