He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
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Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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