Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
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