hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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