i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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