I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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