doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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