Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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