when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
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