I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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